2. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too scared to beat a path to his door.
3. Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
4. Chuck Norris once slept with every nun of a convent in a remote Italian village. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the '72 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.
5. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. Death is just too scared to tell him.
6. Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
7. The preferred method of execution in 32 states is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head.
8. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, microwave or oven, as revenge is a dish best served cold.
9. Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman? Chuck Norris, that's who.
10. Chuck Norris once made a deal with the devil, agreeing to trade his soul for rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Once the transaction was complete, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil appreciated the irony of the situation, and the two now get together for beer and poker every second Tuesday of the month.
11. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
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