Old Man

While out running today, I passed an older man also out for a run.  As I did so, he called out to me, "Hey!  Slow down, you're making me look bad!"  Almost as good as the time an old man yelled to me, "Want to trade legs for a day?"  Or the time one yelled, "I used to be able to do that when I was your age!"

Old men always seem to be yelling at me.  I never know what to say in response.

Post run.  Scared I'm doomed to be a crazy old man someday