Running is my religion

1. Check.
2. Of course I'm a runner.  Check.
3. I go to bed every night at 10pm.  Check
4. How about rest days?  I rest way more than I run these days.  Check.
5. Haven't had any aches and pains in awhile.  Check.
6. I keep a water bottle with me in class and sip from it all day.  Check.
7. Oh please.  Cotton is not the enemy.  How, then, did people finish marathons before tech-shirts?  Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
8. I don't agree with this either.  It is simply not necessary to get "properly fitted" and pay gobs of cash for new shoes.  Again, I have sinned.
9. I try my best.  We'll call this a check.
10. I don't know anyone with more medals than I do.  Humblebrag check.